Greatest Sunday Ever!!

I HAD THE GREATEST SUNDAY EVER. I GOTO SLEEP IN FIRST OF ALL, WHICH I DO ENJOY. I WAS ABLE TO WATCH THE 1ST RACE OF THE 2009 INDY RACING LEAQUE, THE RACE WAS GOOD BUT MY TEAM (ANDRETTI-GREEN RACING) DID NOT DO TOO WELL. I WILL BE ATTENDING THE 2ND RACE SEASON IN 2 WEEKS AT THE LONG BEACH GRAND PRIX!

LATER IN THE AFTERNOON I WAS ABLE TO WATCH WRESTLEMANIA XXV!! IT IS TRUELY THE GREATEST SPECTICLE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!! LIKE OTHER WRESTLEMANIA'S IT WAS EXTREMELY ENTERTAINING. I DO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE SEEN ALL 25 WRESTLEMANIA'S. MAN I REALLY AM AWESOME.

THATS IT FOR NOW,
STAY AWESOME!!

BELIEVE THE LIE

DID YOU KNOW THE ONLY QUALIFICATIONS TO BECOME PRESIENT OF THE U.S. ACCORDING TO THE U.S. CONSITUTION:

1) MUST BE A LEAST 35 YEARS OF AGE (CHECK)
2) MUST RESIDE IN THE U.S. FOR THE LAST 14 YEARS PRIOR TO OFFICE (CHECK)
3) MUST BE A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN OF THE U.S. (SORRY NOT TRUE)

MR OBAMA (NOT PRESIDENT OBAMA) CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN BORN IN HAWAII WHILE SOURCES SAID HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER WITNESSED HIS BIRTH IN KENYA. IT IS A FACT THAT HIS MOTHER WAS VERY PREGGERS WHILE IN KENYA. HE HAS NEVER SHOWN PROOF OF HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE. THE ONLY DOCUMENT THAT WAS RELEASED WAS A "CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH" WHICH UNDER HAWAIIAN LAW CAN BE OBTAINED BY SOMEONE BORN OUTSIDE OF THE U.S. IN ORDER TO OBTAIN CITZENSHIP TO THE U.S.

MR OBAMA FURTHER REFUSES TO DISCLOSE HIS SCHOOL TRANSCRIPTS. IT IS BELIEVED THAT HE QUALIFIED FOR SOME FINACIAL AID AS A FOREIGN STUDENT. THE HAWAIIAN GOVERNOR (DEMOCRAT) HAS ALSO SEALED HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE RECORDS, MAKING IT ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE TO OBTAIN A TRUE COPY OF HIS SUPPOSED BIRTH IN HAWAII.

EVEN IF MR OBAMA WAS BORN IN HAWAII HE MAY STILL NOT BE A CITIZEN. HE WAS ENROLLED IN THE INDONESIAN PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. ONLY INDONESIAN CITZENS ARE ALLOW TO DO THIS. IF HIS CITZENSHIP WAS SWITCHED TO INDONESIAN VIA ADOPTION BY HIS STEPFATHER, HE WOULD HAVE TO REAPPLY FOR NATUALIZED CITZEN STATUS UPON REENTRY INTO THE U.S. THIS WAS NOT DONE EITHER. IF THIS SITUATION IS TRUE MR OBAMA WOULD CURRENTLY BE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND NOT ELGIBLE TO HOLD THE CURRENT SEAT IN THE GOVERNMENT.

FINE OUT MORE AT: OBAMAISNOTACITZEN.COM


STAY AWESOME!

SIZE MATTERS says MARCH OF DIMES

SIZE MATTERS. YEAH, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! SO THE OTHER DAY AT WORK WE HAD A REP FROM THE MARCH OF DIMES COME VISIT US DURING BRIEFING. HOLY COW, THIS WOMAN WAS ON CRACK TO SAY THE LEAST. WHY A D.R.E. OFFICER WAS NOT CALLED IN STILL REMAINS A MYSTERY TO THIS DAY. THIS BROAD COULD NOT STAND STILL FOR ONE SECOND....SHE WAS HIPP'N AND HOPP'N AND BIPP'N AND BOPP'N ALL OVER THE PLACE. SHE SAID THAT IF WE MEET OUR FINANCIAL DONATION GOAL (WHERE .33 CENTS OF EVERY DOLLAR PAYS FOR PEOPLE LIKE HER) THAT SHE WOULD PERSONALLY GIVE US A PIZZA PARTY. A PIZZA PARTY....WHEN DID I GO BACK TO THE 8TH GRADE WHERE PIZZA PARTIES WHERE RELIVANT? I WAS SO WAITING FOR HER TO SAY THAT THE TOP DONOR WILL GET THE DAY OFF AND HAVE A FUN DAY AT SKATE JUNCTION.

STAY AWESOME!

THE STICK

OKAY SO I HAPPEN TO WORK WITH A WOMAN, FOR PRIVACY AND TO PROTECT HER IDENTITY I WILL JUST CALL HER "THE STICK". YESTERDAY AT WORK I WAS GOING TO GIVE HER A BREAK (EVEN THOUGH SHE DOES NOT REALLY DO ANY WORK AND PROBABLY DOES NOT REALLY NEED ONE, BUT I DIGEST) AND WHEN I TOLD HER BREAK TIME, SHE GIVES ME THE DIRTEST LOOK THAT I HAVE EVER RECIEVED. I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT. "I DONT WANT TO GO NOW, I WANTED TO GO AT A SLIGHTLY LATER TIME" THE STICK SAID. BUT I REMAINED STRONG WILLED AND WOULD NOT ALLOW THE STICK TO CONTINUE TO VERBAL ABUSE ME. I AM SO AWESOME THAT I WAS ABLE TO DEFUSE WHICH OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOSTLE WORK ENVIROMENT. I ALSO TOOK THE LIBERTY OF THREATENING TO HANG HER FROM THE POSTION 25 SIGN WITH MY HEADSET CABLE, THAT MAY HAVE ALSO HAD A ROLE IN DEFUSING THE SITUATION.

STAY AWESOME!