SIZE MATTERS says MARCH OF DIMES

SIZE MATTERS. YEAH, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! SO THE OTHER DAY AT WORK WE HAD A REP FROM THE MARCH OF DIMES COME VISIT US DURING BRIEFING. HOLY COW, THIS WOMAN WAS ON CRACK TO SAY THE LEAST. WHY A D.R.E. OFFICER WAS NOT CALLED IN STILL REMAINS A MYSTERY TO THIS DAY. THIS BROAD COULD NOT STAND STILL FOR ONE SECOND....SHE WAS HIPP'N AND HOPP'N AND BIPP'N AND BOPP'N ALL OVER THE PLACE. SHE SAID THAT IF WE MEET OUR FINANCIAL DONATION GOAL (WHERE .33 CENTS OF EVERY DOLLAR PAYS FOR PEOPLE LIKE HER) THAT SHE WOULD PERSONALLY GIVE US A PIZZA PARTY. A PIZZA PARTY....WHEN DID I GO BACK TO THE 8TH GRADE WHERE PIZZA PARTIES WHERE RELIVANT? I WAS SO WAITING FOR HER TO SAY THAT THE TOP DONOR WILL GET THE DAY OFF AND HAVE A FUN DAY AT SKATE JUNCTION.

STAY AWESOME!

THE STICK

OKAY SO I HAPPEN TO WORK WITH A WOMAN, FOR PRIVACY AND TO PROTECT HER IDENTITY I WILL JUST CALL HER "THE STICK". YESTERDAY AT WORK I WAS GOING TO GIVE HER A BREAK (EVEN THOUGH SHE DOES NOT REALLY DO ANY WORK AND PROBABLY DOES NOT REALLY NEED ONE, BUT I DIGEST) AND WHEN I TOLD HER BREAK TIME, SHE GIVES ME THE DIRTEST LOOK THAT I HAVE EVER RECIEVED. I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT. "I DONT WANT TO GO NOW, I WANTED TO GO AT A SLIGHTLY LATER TIME" THE STICK SAID. BUT I REMAINED STRONG WILLED AND WOULD NOT ALLOW THE STICK TO CONTINUE TO VERBAL ABUSE ME. I AM SO AWESOME THAT I WAS ABLE TO DEFUSE WHICH OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOSTLE WORK ENVIROMENT. I ALSO TOOK THE LIBERTY OF THREATENING TO HANG HER FROM THE POSTION 25 SIGN WITH MY HEADSET CABLE, THAT MAY HAVE ALSO HAD A ROLE IN DEFUSING THE SITUATION.

STAY AWESOME!