OKAY SO I HAPPEN TO WORK WITH A WOMAN, FOR PRIVACY AND TO PROTECT HER IDENTITY I WILL JUST CALL HER "THE STICK". YESTERDAY AT WORK I WAS GOING TO GIVE HER A BREAK (EVEN THOUGH SHE DOES NOT REALLY DO ANY WORK AND PROBABLY DOES NOT REALLY NEED ONE, BUT I DIGEST) AND WHEN I TOLD HER BREAK TIME, SHE GIVES ME THE DIRTEST LOOK THAT I HAVE EVER RECIEVED. I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT. "I DONT WANT TO GO NOW, I WANTED TO GO AT A SLIGHTLY LATER TIME" THE STICK SAID. BUT I REMAINED STRONG WILLED AND WOULD NOT ALLOW THE STICK TO CONTINUE TO VERBAL ABUSE ME. I AM SO AWESOME THAT I WAS ABLE TO DEFUSE WHICH OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOSTLE WORK ENVIROMENT. I ALSO TOOK THE LIBERTY OF THREATENING TO HANG HER FROM THE POSTION 25 SIGN WITH MY HEADSET CABLE, THAT MAY HAVE ALSO HAD A ROLE IN DEFUSING THE SITUATION.
STAY AWESOME!
Steve is so awesome that I am not surprised that he was able to diffuse the situation so efficiently, since he has the reflexes of a government-created Ninja Cat (which has the reflexes of a cat - and a ninja!!) HE IS AWESOME X INFINITY (and his wife makes really good cookies)
ReplyDeleteSTEVE-O IS THE MAN WHEN IT COMES TO SHUTTING DOWN THE STICKS =) ! SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA THREATEN TO HANG HER FROM HER POSITION, TO GET HER TO CALM DOWN =) ! LOVE YA STICKS ... AND STEVE-O ... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ... NOTHING I DISLIKE MORE THAN A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT ! AND BEWARE OF THE STICK'S STANK EYE ! DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY INTO IT, AS IT WILL PUT YOU IN A TRANCE ................. F-O-R-E-V-E-R !
ReplyDeleteTHE TRANCE WILL LEAVE YOU ... YOURNING TO GO SHOPPPING @ TARGET ! AND NOT FOR VIDEO GAMES !