Thursday, March 26, 2009

SIZE MATTERS says MARCH OF DIMES







SIZE MATTERS. YEAH, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! SO THE OTHER DAY AT WORK WE HAD A REP FROM THE MARCH OF DIMES COME VISIT US DURING BRIEFING. HOLY COW, THIS WOMAN WAS ON CRACK TO SAY THE LEAST. WHY A D.R.E. OFFICER WAS NOT CALLED IN STILL REMAINS A MYSTERY TO THIS DAY. THIS BROAD COULD NOT STAND STILL FOR ONE SECOND....SHE WAS HIPP'N AND HOPP'N AND BIPP'N AND BOPP'N ALL OVER THE PLACE. SHE SAID THAT IF WE MEET OUR FINANCIAL DONATION GOAL (WHERE .33 CENTS OF EVERY DOLLAR PAYS FOR PEOPLE LIKE HER) THAT SHE WOULD PERSONALLY GIVE US A PIZZA PARTY. A PIZZA PARTY....WHEN DID I GO BACK TO THE 8TH GRADE WHERE PIZZA PARTIES WHERE RELIVANT? I WAS SO WAITING FOR HER TO SAY THAT THE TOP DONOR WILL GET THE DAY OFF AND HAVE A FUN DAY AT SKATE JUNCTION.


STAY AWESOME!

2 comments:

  1. Steve-o --- seriously I LOVE you - so all the stuff you cant say in person or out in public is gonna be posted here -- dude I CANT WAIT!!! you ARE awesome - I aspire to meet your awesomeness or am I just awesome by association? :)

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  2. I am SO looking forward to this! Stay awesome, brotha!

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